The X-Files

[Mulder spends some time playing video games.]

What's this new case, Mulder?

Numerous reports have been given of so-called "flying cows" in the Hylian, New Mexico area.

Here are a few slides of cows.

I see.

I've arranged for us to interview two kids who got a clear view of this thing.

[Mulder and Scully stop for a little pre-interview fondling, first.]

So Link just got finished saving me and all, and we were standing around near the giant coconut when I saw this big metal disk hovering over a cow.

Yeah, and then the cow just took off...

Scully: Took off? What, flying?

Mulder: Where can I get one of those hats, little guy?

Hey Scully, I think I need to go do some investigation. You go find an autopsy to do or something.

Where are you going?

I'll see you later tonight.


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